Welcome to the latest installment of (studio audience, in unison) WHAT'S IN THE COUCH? As anyone with kids of a certain age knows they like to remove the cushions from the couch. For the nanosecond of the day that they are on the couch, anything that comes near it is susceptible to being drawn in to the black hole of the living room. I was putting the cushions back on and I found...
..A small bowl, some Kix, The Remote, some 3/4 CPVC, and a small boy. The pretzel does not count because technically he found and ate it before I had a chance to log it. This, my dear readers, is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, it was a trick question. You all guessed Legos and Cheerios didn't you?
4 comments:
I'm always afraid to stick my hands down into our furniture for fear I too will be sucked into said furniture black hole. You never know exactly what you will find.
Tonight it was a completely different set of crap. And damp.
OK, so all the years of being angry and frustrated about these treasure hunts were just wasted time? I'm not the only one? Should I be relieved? Confused.
You should see what comes out of the fat rolls in the ER. Finding a LIVE kid would be a surprise though.
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