Let's play - What's in the Couch!

Welcome to the latest installment of  (studio audience, in unison) WHAT'S IN THE COUCH? As anyone with kids of a certain age knows they like to remove the cushions from the couch. For the nanosecond of the day that they are on the couch, anything that comes near it is susceptible to being drawn in to the black hole of the living room. I was putting the cushions back on and I found...